PRE ORDER: The Assassin's

Hi Diddly Ho... (Flander's Voice)!

The Assassin's Pre Order Now! 

Retail at $180.00 USD.

ALL ORDERS WILL SHIP OUT 4-5 WEEKS AFTER PRE ORDER CLOSES ON 04/25/2023!

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*No refunds after order is placed*

Assassins are a sophisticated type of running shoes with Velcro straps, a water pump on the tongue, reflective side walls, and a retail price of $125 on the show. Ned Flanders owns a pair, as did Homer Simpson before they were destroyed by Santa's Little Helper.